After landing at Narita at around 11:00 JST, I fumble around and manage to buy myself a sandwich and a Skyliner ticket. So far everything seems to be fine.

Then getting into town at Tokyo Station, I quickly find out none of the ATMs will give me money. I try a bunch of them. I try all my cards credit and debit.

Throngs of people rush past me as I walk around forlorn frantically trying things and coming up with scenarios. Mostly I’m just waiting for Germany to wake up. At the same time I continue to amass a stack of “issuer declined” notices from different banks and teller machines.

What is working:

• I took €150 out at BER airpport which I exchange for yen at random money exchange counters.
• I get on some public WiFi outside Tokyo station and buy a Shinkansen ticket online with my credit card. Their website is bad and hard to use but not broken enough thankfully.

What isn’t working:

• I have a hard time paying for stuff with my credit card. It seems I changed the PIN and forgot to put the new one into my password manager.
• I’m out of practice using a credit card. In Berlin I usually tap my phone at the terminal. In Japan phone payments are not widely accepted.
• I learn later that in Japan they don’t like to give cash out against a credit card generally.

The main choice now before me is whether to stay put here or get myself to my accomodation. My next five days of sleeping are already booked and I just bought a train ticket online. That means I still have most of the money I exchanged, but the part of Japan that I’m going to is very very rural.

I figure that if need be, €150 can last me for a week or more if I only eat FamiChicki and other convenience store foods. So I hop on the Shinkansen passing through the gates with the QR-code of my digital ticket.

At Nagoya station I try some more machines. Support at the German bank says they’ve reset a bunch of things. None of them work.

At this point I’m tired and fully resigned. I buy a train ticket to Iseshi and stare out the window for two hours. After I arrive, I get word from Germany that there’s been a payment system malfunction with my bank and that lots of people had issues with their cards.

That also means the malfunction is over. I rush to the nearest ATM and take out a bunch of cash. I’m super elated and with the money I just got I buy myself dinner twice, to celebrate.

I go back to the hotel and lie down on the tatami floor. Happy that it is over and that my real undertaking can start properly now. After six very stressful hours, I’ve arrived.

Major lessons learned:

• Bring cash on holidays. If I had brought twice as much, I would not have stressed out that much about this.
• Have more than one bank. This episode has made me regret closing my Dutch “real” bank account a lot.

I quickly walk over from the lovely Mizuhokan to the Ise outer shrine. The site is beautiful. I learn that the empty lot next to the shrine is where they build the building anew every 20 years. A tradition, shikinen sengu, I had heard about before but didn’t think it would be here. They started the 63rd rebuilding this year.

My inspiration for this walk—the amazing Craig Mod—gives his permission to skip this section, so I go to Iseshi station, grab some breakfast and wait for the train to Tamaru near the edge of the city. I’m walking Craig Mod’s GPS trail following it sometimes even including the exact road crossings. Having a ghost whose trail you walk in is uncanny but also the only way I can swing this in the first place. The wayfinding this provides and the research it saves are indispensable.

I drop by the Higashitokida shrine and am seriously impressed by the sense of space it creates nestled in the trees, accessible through its gated gravel path. Leaving the shrine feels like coming back to the real world.

The rain is a permanent fixture which could explain why I see so few people out and about. In my first hour of walking lots of kids cross my path on their way to school wearing their uniforms and helmets.

I take shelter at the local post office to wait out the worst of the rain. A jovial old man jumps out of his car and asks me where I’m going. Misedani he feels is beautiful but I’m too early because the leaves haven’t turned yet. It’s been way too hot this year. He goes in to do his business. I go on with my walk.

The Japanese weather forecasts report on the colors of the leaves. I wonder why Germany doesn’t do this given how nice autumn colors here can be.

Making my way from one provincial road to another, I arrive at the first pass, Meki-toge. It’s hardly challenging with just a couple of steep segments and switch backs. Moving off the road and making your way over the mountain is beautiful and feels secluded even if civilization is only a couple of hundred meters away.

At the guardian deity there is a box with a trail booklet. Even though it’s quite thin, it goes back years because there are so few people on this trail. The person signing in before me did so three days ago.

Then comes a long uninspiring stretch along the main road. At this point I’m hungry and sick of the rain and the cars. I cut around the route to make my way to Cafe de Touhenvoku which with its funky interior and pizza toast on the menu reveals itself to be a genuine Kissa. I order the Katsu Curry and scarf it down. How excellent it is to eat something warm after a whole day of walking through the rain.

I consider taking the train at Tochihara to skip to the end but my legs still being good, I loop back to the track and continue along the route. Good that I did, because otherwise I’d have missed a romp through the riverbed and a bamboo forest.

From what is already a quiet road behind the rail tracks I go down to the river. It feels like another portal into a different world. The trail carries me along the stream which is reduced to the point where a small makeshift bridge gets me over it.

Then I pass through a bamboo forest the likes of which I only know from movies. It’s dense, imposing and makes this detour from my detour well worth it.

A brief stop at bread and coffee in Kawazoe which true to its name sells bread and coffee, and children’s toys. From that point on the walk is an incessant plod along the road. My painful feet and the fading light sap my morale. Official sundown is at 16:45 but that doesn’t mean much if there’s a huge mountain between you and the sun.

I pass a bunch of derelict buildings and a very weird one which turns out to be a church/cult.

Mr Bear, the roadside stop pictured above, didn’t make it unfortunately. It’s one of many shuttered businesses along the road here.

The stretches of this walk along the road will not be appreciated much by hiking purists. In my treks through the Alps, any route that takes you on more than the absolutely necessary amount of tarmac—noticeable by the click-clack-ing of your hiking poles—is considered to be unacceptable.

By now I’ve walked for more than an hour along the road and will have at least another half hour ahead of me. My legs are increasingly feeling the weight of the 9+ hours I’ve been underway. I see on Google Maps that there will be a bus passing by in five minutes. Not giving it a second thought, I get on at the Shimo-Mise bus stop. The entirely empty bus takes me the rest of the way to Misedani station. I hobble the final steps into my hotel.

I’m staying at the Fairfield which is bougie and has a continuous stream of foreigners passing through. My shower today will not be in a communal ofuro. In town there aren’t that many restaurants open during the week. Many places are open during the weekend when there are more people in town.

I find a bowl of ramen and alcohol free Kirin at a “famous” ramen place where lots of kids with their parents eat. The ramen is nothing to write home about but the electrolytes and vegetables are very welcome. My legs come back to life.

The stats for the day say 33,53km and some 42k steps (strava).

Today was brutal but it established what the upper limit of my output can be. Walking here needs to have an exit plan at around 3pm before dusk sets in. It’s obvious now that I’ll not be able to walk to Shingu in five days. I retire to my hotel room and plan the next day’s steps.

I eat a pudding and go over the plan. After yesterday, today will be a lot more restrained. I’ll start with the first pass just outside of Odai, Misesaka though even that is a bit of a trek before I’m at the trailhead.

No rain today for which I’m very grateful. That means there are somewhat more people out and about than yesterday but still not a huge amount. Again not that many opportunities to wish anybody an ohayo.

To my delight and reassurance at the trailhead there is a box where you can borrow a bear bell and grab a walking stick. You then leave it when you get to the other side where there’s a similar arrangement. This is very considerate and something that I don’t think is possible in Germany.

Japan is in a bear frenzy at the moment and there’s hardly anything else on the news or on anybody’s lips. I can report that the bear bell works, because I didn’t see one. Or it could have something to do with how on Kumamap this part of Japan has very few bear sightings.

Walking the pass is much nicer without rain. It’s beautiful and just a bit of an effort. On the other side, Takihara shrine awaits. This is just before 10am and the monks are all up and about. They’re moving stuff around for some kind of event. At one of the buildings a group of monks are busy in the inner sanctuary.

Watching these men in full regalia doing their spiritual business is impressive even though I don’t know—nor probably will ever know—what they are doing. They wear beautiful hats with feathers which are a kanmuri with its ei.

As captivating as this scene is, that doesn’t change the fact that I have to catch the 10:25 at Takihara station. If I don’t, I’ll be stuck here for three hours.

Double timing through the town is not fun with legs as sore as mine, but I get there with time to spare. The train itself is manned by a single person acting as conductor, driver and ticket seller. I see him point at something when the train stops and don’t get it at first. Then I realize that he’s practicing pointing-and-calling which is a common practice in Japan.

I’d considered taking the train to O-Uchiyama but given how sore my legs are, any bit of walking that is unnecessary should be discarded. I get off at Umegadani and make my way to the trailhead for the Nisaka pass.

At Nisaka there’s a similar arrangement with the bells and now we also add another dangerous animal to our repertoire: the viper.

This is also where the stunning coastal views start. On the way down there’s the occasional choice between the Meiji and Edo routes, one meandering and the other straight and vertical.

I find myself fighting against the sun on the walk out in what is end of November. Next resupply will have to include sunscreen.

With lunchtime approaching I’m eager to make it into town where I’ve scoped out some restaurants. Being in civilization at a time when gastronomy is open is not self-evident on this walk.

I make my way around a small lake where I find Kappa Club, a mix between a beach club and a kissaten. Locals make their way to the lake here to relax and have some lunch. I treat myself to a well-deserved shrimp plate, nama (draft beer) and coffee while I watch several black kites circle over the water. This arrangement is so lovely I stay there for more than an hour taking in the view and the atmosphere.

A bit further along there’s a very promising coffee truck cafe kiihot which sadly isn’t open today.

I head into town to find my accommodation but not before stopping at the Cocokarafine to get trail care supplies. A Japanese big-box drugstore is something you have to see to believe. The variety of products and the sensory overload they provide are more of a marvel than many of the sights along the Kumano Kodo.

I walk to my guest house in the old town when the owner of restaurant Kappa runs into me on the street and takes me on a tour of a repurposed sento that’s now a fishery museum. The objects in the museum are an interesting jumble but judging from the pictures the place comes alive during the events they host.

I’m staying at Toyohisa tonight where I have an entire floor to myself. The host insists on making me dinner in a way that I feel I can’t refuse. She makes shrimp along with fried fish and sashimi cut from fresh local fish. I eat it while she sits in the kitchen eating hers and having a drink. We talk about Kyoto jazz cafes and bears and solar panels. My legs are happy they don’t have to walk anywhere anymore.

Except for these highly sketchy stairs I have to go down if I want to use the restroom.

The stats for the day say 26,86km and some 34k steps (strava1, strava2).

As I write this I find the video that Craig Mod posted about one of his days along the route. Part of it covers what I walked today and it’s a picture perfect match with how my day went: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QL5GB2vdS8

This has been a very full day with so many different experiences and small victories that it’s hard to take in. I can’t believe that this is only day two. More tomorrow.

My host offers to refund me the money (a trifle) for dinner because she felt she was too pushy. Of course I don’t accept. The food was plentiful, home cooked and she saved my legs. I eat the standard Japanese breakfast and get on my way.

The first segment is a stroll over a light pass with a sea view and then circle around the harbour, the coast and some of the local beaches.

The seaside here looks like it could be lovely. My Berlin barista told me he would come to Mie to surf back in the day. It looks like that could be amazing though it seems to happen more on the Eastern coast like at Koushirahama.

The passes themselves, Ikkoku-toge, Hirakata-toge and Miura-toge are short work but it is where I meet the first other people on trail so far. Two old geezers have driven here and are doing their morning sanpo (stroll) up the pass and back down to the car. The pass itself is short work with maybe 3-4 switchbacks.

In Craig Mod’s account it says the walking from Minose to Aiga is relatively miserable, so that’s a perfect excuse for me to skip it and take the 11:37 train. Catching that is essential because it lines me up nicely for Magose. Missing it would mean the rest of the day would be a loss.

At the Minose train station a team is re-roofing the shack. Nice to see infrastructure investment like that even in the most rural of places.

During the train ride I see some fellow hikers (also a first!). One Japanese woman in the train going alone and a Western couple at Funatsu station who don’t board. It looks like they are walking the entire thing.

Aiga has quite some stuff going on for it in gastronomy. I’m not very hungry so I stop quickly behind the train station at Cafe do Selecao for a strengthening coffee before the climb ahead. The coffee is good but the owner keeps trying to convince me bears are super dangerous around here. I’m not a bear denialist, but there’s no reason to be stressed about them in this part of Japan.

It’s a bit of a walk to get to the climb and walking up the stone path is somewhat strenuous. Still no rain which is good since according to the cafe owner Mie is the rainiest part of Japan. Even in the best conditions I clock at around 15 minutes for 100m of elevation. The 330m here takes the better part of an hour.

At the pass I catch some summit fever and make the ‘fantastic’ decision to push for the top. The trail consists of stairs but of the kind that make an Amsterdam apartment staircase look reasonable. Going up I catch myself thinking: “That’s steep! I wonder how I’ll get down.”, then I think to myself: “Can’t worry about that now! That’s a problem for future Alper to figure out.”

I go up and encounter a Western couple absolutely balling it down from the summit. To my amazement the man has a baby in a front carrier. I admire the show of confidence here but one misstep and that baby is toast. It is acceptable to carry kids up and down a mountain, but we’d only consider doing it using a kraxe, not an ergo baby.

The summit itself has a small clearing with a shrine enveloped by a bunch of huge boulders. Scrambling on top of one, I can look down on the entire city and look out over the bay. The view is as spectacular as the vertigo.

The true summit is the top of a huge boulder accessible through a very rickety metal ladder. I decide to save that for another day.

Going down I have to really take the descent step by step. My knee is definitely not happy with all of this and starts radiating heat. Back at the pass, a group of eight or so Japanese hikers are doing the Magose as well. They are fully decked out in outdoor kit and have a guide with them. Shouts of amazement greet me coming down that I’m doing this hitori (alone) when another guy comes jogging up from the Owase side and makes straight for the summit. He says he does this every day.

That’s more people on the trail today than I saw in the previous days combined.

The walk down is uneventful and leads me through a large and active cemetery. Walking into Owase proper I try to hunt down a bite and a coffee before checking in to my accommodation. It’s hard to find anything. Many stores are not up to date in either Google Maps or tabélog.

What does help me find a nice place, is just walking and looking around. I stumble on a coffee and wine place with a proper espresso machine. An “Apotheke” sign on the building betrays that this used to be the pharmacy and the inside has been repurposed to be modern and open. I get my cappuccino and see the young and creative people of Owase gather in the place.

People are doing interesting things, even in Owase, and it remains true that “new ideas, need old buildings”. I see a general theme of repurposing happening all over anyway. From the sento turned museum, to plots of land now being used as solar farms, to new semi-temporary restaurants and cafes popping up.

I check in without talking to a human into an empty family house in a residential area. The entire house, both floors, is mine for the night for a song.

For dinner I go to a place called Inaka which has a reputation as a fantastic family-run kappou restaurant. I have some trouble trying to figure out what to order, but fortunately they have a summary of their menu in English. After a long day of hiking I don’t have the mental fortitude to deal with very complicated food situations.

What they delivered is absolute art. Probably the best meal I’ve had so far. The variety, the care, the detail and the different platings are out of the world. You can see the people cooking are related in the familiar home-cooking way they do their work behind the counter. It’s somewhat pricey but I’m happy to pay for the food and the experience.

After dinner I make a tour of the city and Owase does not look at all dead to me. During the afternoon I saw lots of kids running around freely. Now the streets are empty, but it looks like every izakaya is more or less full and people are getting ready for a night of drinking at the local karaoke, sunakku, bar or ‘nightclub’.

Fun as that sounds, that’s an amount of being awake and drinking which my current schedule does not allow, so off to bed it is for me.

The stats for the day say 19.94km and some 34k steps (strava1, strava2).

For tomorrow I’m doing some more drastic replanning. I only have two days left and an awful lot of walk ahead of me. I figure that tomorrow’s mountain will be my Angstgegner as it was for many people before me. The time indications can be trusted and 5h would eat up my entire day for not that much distance gained¹.

Reading the end of Craig Mod’s report it seems both that assessment is true and that it’s possible to do the chunk after the mountain in two days. That would make it an obvious choice to skip it. I’m going to see exactly how to do that over breakfast tomorrow which I’ll take after sleeping in. The lack of sleep is wearing on me.

The train I have to catch this morning only runs after 9am so I take the opportunity to get a real breakfast for a change. Scale is as good as expected. People are lining up before opening time to get in on the action. I attack my plate like a wild animal and am well underway to the FamilyMart and the train station by 08:30.

The train to Mikisato it is. I can read it even without romanization because it’s just ‘three’ 三 ‘tree’ 木 ‘village’ 里. That means there’s probably two- and four- tree villages out there as well.¹

At Mikisato I see a man with a baby and his parents struggling to get on the train. On these single driver operated carriages, there’s only one door that opens to regulate the flow of passengers. After pointing out where to get on, I call out: “How did you guys end up here?” He says “he lives there” and the train takes off. How do you live somewhere and not know how the trains work?

The goal today is to get to Kumano since I read that it could be done in one day.

From Mikisato quickly I completely the double whammy of Miki-toge/Hago-toge. It rained a lot last night, so everything is quite slippery. On the trailhead they thoughtfully provide sticks again to ward off the bears.

I’m regretting not bringing my hiking poles an awful lot. I think calling this a ‘walk’ really threw me off². This is very much a hike and a fairly strenuous one at that.

I don’t really see very many shrines today which is worrisome. Their constant presence is a reassuring touch point on these walks.

I find another trail booklet and the people there also report zero bears but they do say they saw monkeys. I’m sad that I didn’t see any monkeys.

Then it’s down to Kata.

Kata didn’t have fishing rights historically. Weird how one town next to the sea would be able to fish and the next wouldn’t. Staying on the theme of rural infrastructure investment, they’re having a new bridge built here.

I take a break and eat some of the snacks I brought. There is no convenience store on this entire stretch which tells you something about how remote it is.

The next pass, Hobo-toge goes all the way up to 350m of altitude. That’s about as much as the mountain pass yesterday but it does feel a lot easier.

After hitting the pass, every time I think it’s going to go down, another section of climbing follows. Up and down it goes for a while after which I have to drop the entire 300m in very short order to get down to Nigishima.

On the way down it becomes obvious that my knee isn’t really having it and it takes about as long to get down as it took to get up. This knee had a new ACL grafted into it a couple of years ago. It’s healed well which is why I didn’t give it much thought, but now I don’t want to take any chances.

Timing myself, the three hours in the description for the pass are accurate. It’s after 2pm now so it becomes clear that doing another pass will only complete after dark and then there’s no way I’ll be able to push on to Kumano.

I drop that plan and stick with my already booked accommodation in Atashika. I confirm dinner and breakfast with the host—remember there’s absolutely nothing out here—and then wait for the train out.

There are worse ways to spend two hours than sitting in a gazebo in a tiny port town. Sitting around doing nothing is a welcome change from having to keep pushing on all the time. I buy some hot beverages from the vending machine, eat my snacks and chat with the people stopping by to use the facilities.

Not being high up in the mountains and walking along the train line allows this kind of flexibility. It’s possible to completely change plans and reschedule because there are 4-5 trains still stopping at even this super tiny place.

The train comes at 16:18 as promised and after a short hop to Atashika I make my way back up the hills to my lodgings. The sun has long disappeared and dusk is setting in. I FaceTime my kids while walking and by the time I arrive it’s really starting to get dark. Not a time when you want to be stuck on a trail or even a backroad here.

The guesthouse is run by a lovely septuagenarian retired woman who’s studying English and has traveled all over the world with her husband. I wondered why people would live in these tiny remote towns. She says they have moved here after retirement and from the hill her living room has a stellar sea view. I think I understand it.

My host cooks me a delicious nabe meal. The hot brorth and rice are great already for somebody who’s cold and has been walking all day. But she fills up the pot with an unbelievable amount of vegetables, mushrooms and meat. That’s the best meal I could’ve had right now.

The stats for the day say 15.94km and some 25.5k steps (strava1, strava2).

I turn in and spend way too long sitting on my room’s balcony taking in the view of the bay.

The last day and the final bit of hiking. After that, instead of walking along the beach for 25km, I’ll take a quick train ride to Shingu. It’s been an amazing couple of days but it’s time to wrap this thing up.

My host makes me a lovely and scrumptious breakfast with self-baked rolls and gives me rice and fruit for on the trail.

The first part is Hadasu-no-michi, the road to Hadasu, and it’s a breeze. At the top of a hill some animals come running at me which startles me until I realize it’s just a chicken coop. I almost miss the exit to Hadasu which features the oldest Kamakura era stone path.

Then the next bit, Obuki-toge, will be the real deal. The last ‘high’ pass with 300m of elevation. Not a huge amount, but still the equivalent of 1000 steps on the stairmaster.

The signage is scant here and the path is barely visible. I track along the stream trying to keep the GPS bearing. Down here between the trees it isn’t that accurate but I manage to find something of a path going up.

Then the overgrowth takes over and everything is covered by high ferns. I can’t even see the rocks on the ground two steps further, let alone anything that at some point of time may have been a path. I don’t know what else to do other than push in the general direction and bushwhack my way to the top. There the path picks up again and I see signs pointing to the pass.

From then on it’s a quick romp along a wall meant to fend off wild boars. This seems an odd place to do agriculture but otherwise these walls would not be there.

Walking is pretty easy by now. The trouble with hiking is that your body becomes conditioned after 5-7 days and from that point you want to do more and more of it. But usually the trip is over at that point and normal life kicks back in.

I come down at Odomari and am met by another amazing sight. The beach here is lovely and a dip in the ocean is a must. I strip and change into my swimming clothes on an entirely empty beach and plunge into the water. I brought my swimming trunks and a tiny towel specifically for this moment.

The water isn’t even that cold and the first waves hitting my poor feet feel divine. The waves are strong and pull at me but I don’t have time to go swimming.

I dry up, circle around town and get ready for the last trailhead and the Matsumoto-toge. This pass has 135m of elevation and no switchbacks. It will be over very quickly now.

I go up and down and before I know it, I’m in Kumano pushing along a grim—not even beachfront—straight road. I shimmy to the Mos Burger for my lunch, then to Chikotto in front of the station for a coffee. It’s a lovely place that has opened very recently.

My train leaves and I get out at Shingu so I can already buy the train ticket for the last fast train to Nagoya at 17:31. There are more than a few foreigners here, mostly from the other Kumano Kodo routes, and station staff to help them work the ticket machines.

I quickly walk to the shrine, stand in line to clap my hands and buy an ema with Yatagarasu on it. This shrine is big and very busy with people coming here from all over for all kinds of reasons. A family with children is dressed in traditional clothes receiving a blessing from the priest. Some Japanese people make a point of praying at each of the shrines. Tourists gather here to get their stamps and buy their souvenirs. But me, I’m done. Done!

Arriving in front of the shrine is a mixed feeling of accomplishment, being tired and somewhat elated and also of not really knowing what to do now. Walking here was something of a purpose and now that purpose is gone.

I walk around town a bunch but I’m not that hungry. I find a bakery, Megane, where they have a Marzocco machine and know how to use it. They serve me the best coffee I had so far on this trip and an incredible pastry. This place can stand the test with the best anywhere.

I try to find interesting souvenirs or a store where I can buy some fresh clothes, but come up empty on both counts. What is open is very sleepy and I’m done with walking. I find a cute takoyaki place, Paso, on the other side of the tracks and I call it a day.

The stats for the day say 14.32km and some 30k steps (strava1, strava2).

Sitting in the train to Nagoya then and seeing all those stations pass by that I walked through: Owase, Kiinagashima, Misedani. It makes for a weird mood. I’ve been at all of them over the course of days and now we roll the entire thing back in the span of a couple of hours.

The walk is done. I’m going on to Tokyo to complete this trip but I will be back. There is so much more Japan to be walked in my future.

The PHP foundation’s response looked inadequate and not well coordinated. The exploit was leaked and the fix was neither expedited nor rolled out quickly. The consortium of companies that participated in the release were mostly interested in using this security incident as a marketing opportunity. The details of how the response was fumbled and how to improve it is something that will be discussed in the following days. PHP and other orgs have promised improvements to their governance and processes.

The fixes have been back ported to older versions of PHP by a third party who filled the gap left by the official PHP release cycle. Even then, for large parts of the internet the fix may never happen. The fundamental nature of PHP as a technology and the governance they can effect do not seem in any way suitable to the scale of the problem they have let loose on the world.

PHP’s nature is that as a programming language it is bad. It had a moment and that moment passed decades ago. Software is subject to a lifecycle. Perl is dead for all intents and purposes. Ruby is well past its prime and should be considered legacy software sooner rather than later.

The only correct answer to yesterday’s exploit as a professional software organisation is: “We don’t run PHP.” Nobody should be deploying PHP on the internet in this day and age. That a privacy focused enterprise collaboration suite such as NextCloud is written in PHP is laughable.

Large C/C++ codebases like the PHP one are fundamentally unsecurable. There’s nothing that tells us we won’t see 10 more exploits of this scale coming out in the next years. Every poorly maintained online PHP property should be considered to be toxic waste. Yes, that includes all of Wordpress.

The only way out is to either port the language itself to a memory safe language or to port your code to something less exploitable. Both manoeuvres are practical enough these days that there’s no excuse not to do it. Nobody is locked into anything anymore and it’s hard to believe that writing PHP in particular is the thing that makes somebody’s heart sing. I have no stakes in it but probably if all these people would just write Go, a lot of this could have been avoided. I moved this blog off Wordpress to Hugo with some help from Claude and it has been a blessing.

Open source maintainers often complain about their lack of resources to do the tasks they ‘need’ to do. Undoubtedly they are right, but since we only have so many resources to go around it’s probably better to cut and focus rather than try to keep every project alive and secure. One answer to a lack of resources and recognition can be to just drop the work. Why would you keep going while at the same time complaining about it? Most people who believe they can’t be replaced are entirely wrong.

We don’t need this many interpreted web languages. More generally we don’t need half a dozen open source libraries doing the same thing. Sometimes the mature thing can be even for a project that is very ‘successful’—especially if that success is by now mostly toxic—to consider the project finished, cut a final release and archive the repos.

• Amsterdam in October
• Spain in November
• Japan in 2027?

Doing

#

• Wanikani level 29 and a bit of Duolingo
• Road cycling
• Gym

Reading

#

• The Power Broker: Robert Moses and the Fall of New York
• De vrijgemaakte Ortjes (The Wee Free Men)
• The Mirror and the Light

Goodreads

Watching

#

• The Bear S5
• Critical Role: Campaign 4

Trakt